Now it’s Bank Holiday Monday and I’m doing anything rather than tackle the front garden.   So, I have cleared out the spam from BTW.   All of it was written in pictograms, therefore Chinese or Japanese.   As it happens, I have immediate access to people who can translate both into English.  But I would not ever, ever bother.  What on earth is the point?   Why send this stuff to me when there is no chance in hell that I am going to read it, and even less chance that I would act on it?

Right. Big spider in the shed, behind the broom, I’m coming for you.

04.09.14 I did eventually clear the front of weeds, lifted so much moss that I could barely move the wheelie bin, and of course could barely move full stop next day.