{"id":1306,"date":"2011-12-23T12:17:34","date_gmt":"2011-12-23T12:17:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/banthewasp.com\/?p=1306"},"modified":"2011-12-23T12:17:34","modified_gmt":"2011-12-23T12:17:34","slug":"xmas-eve-eve","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/banthewasp.com\/?p=1306","title":{"rendered":"Xmas Eve eve"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Paul is dealing with a Christmas present crisis, of which more anon.<\/p>\n<p>I have four big things to bake and cook, I&#8217;ve been awake since 04:05, it&#8217;s now 12:03 and I have not even washed up the breakfast dishes.<\/p>\n<p>The internet is very useful for many reasons, some of them legitimate.\u00a0 But boy does it come in to its own when it steps up to the plate as one&#8217;s chief partner in the crime of procrastination.\u00a0 <em>Cras <\/em>is Latin for tomorrow, did you know that?<\/p>\n<p>Phew, present crisis averted.\u00a0\u00a0 Can&#8217;t say any more.\u00a0 There&#8217;s another one looming but we&#8217;ll deal with it when it lands.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_1309\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1309\" style=\"width: 150px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"http:\/\/banthewasp.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/P10100241.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-thumbnail wp-image-1309\" title=\"Nick, Xmas 2010\" src=\"http:\/\/banthewasp.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/P10100241-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"Nick, Xmas 2010\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1309\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Nick, Xmas 2010<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Paul is dealing with a Christmas present crisis, of which more anon. I have four big things to bake and cook, I&#8217;ve been awake since 04:05, it&#8217;s now 12:03 and I have not even washed up the breakfast dishes. The internet is very useful for many reasons, some of them legitimate.\u00a0 But boy does it [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1306","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-kirsty"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/banthewasp.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1306","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/banthewasp.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/banthewasp.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/banthewasp.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/banthewasp.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1306"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/banthewasp.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1306\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/banthewasp.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1306"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/banthewasp.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1306"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/banthewasp.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1306"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}