{"id":2171,"date":"2013-12-15T10:28:11","date_gmt":"2013-12-15T10:28:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/banthewasp.com\/?p=2171"},"modified":"2013-12-15T10:28:11","modified_gmt":"2013-12-15T10:28:11","slug":"brrr","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/banthewasp.com\/?p=2171","title":{"rendered":"Brrr"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Actually, not brrr so much, although I have not set foot over the door yet this morning &#8211; I have been wrapping gifts since 05:30, lest ye suspect any yuletide slacking off.\u00a0 Chum in Cowdenbeath reports that there was a thunderstorm last night but we slept right through it.\u00a0\u00a0 There is a little snow on the ground but not enough to daunt the birds, who have necked all the food.\u00a0 At this juncture the ploy of keeping bird food supplies in a rigid mouse-proof box in the garage seems a little less of a good one.\u00a0 See me for my rant about garage doors and the trauma thereof.<\/p>\n<p>I ran out of Sellotape around 08:02 and I am not going to use my special &#8220;Live Laugh Love&#8221; stuff up because a) no-one would notice it &amp; b) anyone who <em>did<\/em> notice it would either throw up on the spot or quietly drop my acquaintance.<\/p>\n<p>Got loads to do so this is short.<\/p>\n<p>Ban The Wasp wishes everyone out there a very <strong><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">Happy Christmas<\/span><\/strong>, we hope that you manage to be with the ones you love at this hectic and sometimes highly pressurised time of year.\u00a0 May <strong><span style=\"color: #008000;\">2014<\/span><\/strong> be a better year for everyone.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Ho, ho, ho.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Actually, not brrr so much, although I have not set foot over the door yet this morning &#8211; I have been wrapping gifts since 05:30, lest ye suspect any yuletide slacking off.\u00a0 Chum in Cowdenbeath reports that there was a thunderstorm last night but we slept right through it.\u00a0\u00a0 There is a little snow on [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[28,13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2171","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-birds-wildlife","category-kirsty"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/banthewasp.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2171","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/banthewasp.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/banthewasp.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/banthewasp.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/banthewasp.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2171"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/banthewasp.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2171\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/banthewasp.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2171"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/banthewasp.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2171"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/banthewasp.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2171"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}