{"id":2176,"date":"2013-12-23T09:12:06","date_gmt":"2013-12-23T09:12:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/banthewasp.com\/?p=2176"},"modified":"2013-12-23T09:12:06","modified_gmt":"2013-12-23T09:12:06","slug":"christmas-eve-eve","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/banthewasp.com\/?p=2176","title":{"rendered":"Christmas Eve Eve"},"content":{"rendered":"<pre>Yesterday I could not log in, so I sent this out, but with a <em>different<\/em> picture.  <br \/>Grand day yesterday with old chums Diana, Caroline, Nigel, Emily &amp; Julia. Lots of scones.  <br \/><br \/><span style=\"color: #993300;\">A Poem\n\nThere's something up with banthewasp\nMy website does not know me\nIt's quoting Errors, turns its back\nAnd says I'm not a ho(l)mey\n\nI meant to put a picture on\nAnd send felicitations\nTo all my readers, far and wide\nSpread out across the nations.\n\nAnd my IT helpdesk's still asleep*\nHis gentle snores attest\nTo wake him now for F1** aid\nWould not, I fear, be best\n\nSo here's the picture! One by one \nI'll send it out by email\nI stole it, let's be honest here\nAn epic Yuletide e-fail\n\nGood health to you at Christmas time, \nKeep warm, be of good cheer\nAnd leave a little carrot out\nFor busy, tired reindeer.<\/span>\n\n\n*06:58 GMT\n**is traditionally the Help button and the only thing that would scan<br \/><br \/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Photo: First description?\" src=\"https:\/\/fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net\/hphotos-ak-ash4\/p526x296\/1461168_669576666397961_1035903399_n.jpg\" width=\"504\" height=\"486\" \/><\/pre>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday I could not log in, so I sent this out, but with a different picture. Grand day yesterday with old chums Diana, Caroline, Nigel, Emily &amp; Julia. Lots of scones. A Poem There&#8217;s something up with banthewasp My website does not know me It&#8217;s quoting Errors, turns its back And says I&#8217;m not a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[29,30,13,20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2176","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family","category-friends","category-kirsty","category-scones"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/banthewasp.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2176","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/banthewasp.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/banthewasp.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/banthewasp.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/banthewasp.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2176"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/banthewasp.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2176\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/banthewasp.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2176"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/banthewasp.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2176"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/banthewasp.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2176"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}