{"id":2521,"date":"2014-08-25T07:16:25","date_gmt":"2014-08-25T07:16:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/banthewasp.com\/?p=2521"},"modified":"2014-08-25T07:16:25","modified_gmt":"2014-08-25T07:16:25","slug":"futility","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/banthewasp.com\/?p=2521","title":{"rendered":"Futility"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Now it&#8217;s Bank Holiday Monday and I&#8217;m doing anything rather than tackle the front garden.\u00a0\u00a0 So, I have cleared out the spam from BTW.\u00a0\u00a0 All of it was written in pictograms, therefore Chinese or Japanese.\u00a0\u00a0 As it happens, I have immediate access to people who can translate both into English.\u00a0 But I would not ever, <em>ever<\/em> bother.\u00a0 What on earth is the point?\u00a0\u00a0 Why send this stuff to me when there is no chance in hell that I am going to read it, and even less chance that I would act on it?<\/p>\n<p>Right. Big spider in the shed, behind the broom, I&#8217;m coming for you.<\/p>\n<p>04.09.14 I did eventually clear the front of weeds, lifted so much moss that I could barely move the wheelie bin, and of course could barely move full stop next day.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Now it&#8217;s Bank Holiday Monday and I&#8217;m doing anything rather than tackle the front garden.\u00a0\u00a0 So, I have cleared out the spam from BTW.\u00a0\u00a0 All of it was written in pictograms, therefore Chinese or Japanese.\u00a0\u00a0 As it happens, I have immediate access to people who can translate both into English.\u00a0 But I would not ever, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2521","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-kirsty"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/banthewasp.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2521","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/banthewasp.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/banthewasp.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/banthewasp.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/banthewasp.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2521"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/banthewasp.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2521\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/banthewasp.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2521"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/banthewasp.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2521"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/banthewasp.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2521"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}