{"id":4131,"date":"2019-04-23T08:35:17","date_gmt":"2019-04-23T08:35:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/banthewasp.com\/?p=4131"},"modified":"2019-04-23T08:35:17","modified_gmt":"2019-04-23T08:35:17","slug":"robin-reliant","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/banthewasp.com\/?p=4131","title":{"rendered":"Robin Reliant"},"content":{"rendered":"<h3>\u00a0<strong>I rely on you<\/strong><\/h3>\n<p>I rely on you<br \/>\nlike a Skoda needs suspension<br \/>\nlike the aged need a pension<br \/>\nlike a trampoline needs tension<br \/>\nlike a bungee jump needs apprehension<br \/>\nI rely on you<br \/>\nlike a camera needs a shutter<br \/>\nlike a gambler needs a flutter<br \/>\nlike a golfer needs a putter<br \/>\nlike a buttered scone involves some butter<br \/>\nI rely on you<br \/>\nlike an acrobat needs ice cool nerve<br \/>\nlike a hairpin needs a drastic curve<br \/>\nlike an HGV needs endless derv<br \/>\nlike an outside left needs a body swerve<br \/>\nI rely on you<br \/>\nlike a handyman needs pliers<br \/>\nlike an auctioneer needs buyers<br \/>\nlike a laundromat needs driers<br \/>\nlike The Good Life needed Richard Briers<br \/>\nI rely on you<br \/>\nlike a water vole needs water<br \/>\nlike a brick outhouse needs mortar<br \/>\nlike a lemming to the slaughter<br \/>\nRyan&#8217;s just Ryan without his daughter<br \/>\nI rely on you<\/p>\n<p><em>\u00a9 H Presley 1994<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0I rely on you I rely on you like a Skoda needs suspension like the aged need a pension like a trampoline needs tension like a bungee jump needs apprehension I rely on you like a camera needs a shutter like a gambler needs a flutter like a golfer needs a putter like a buttered [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4131","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poetry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/banthewasp.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4131","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/banthewasp.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/banthewasp.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/banthewasp.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/banthewasp.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4131"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/banthewasp.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4131\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/banthewasp.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4131"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/banthewasp.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4131"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/banthewasp.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4131"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}