{"id":4412,"date":"2020-06-01T18:36:54","date_gmt":"2020-06-01T18:36:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/banthewasp.com\/?p=4412"},"modified":"2020-06-01T18:36:54","modified_gmt":"2020-06-01T18:36:54","slug":"toothsome","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/banthewasp.com\/?p=4412","title":{"rendered":"Toothsome"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I think most of us are experiencing sleep issues during lockdown.\u00a0 For me, it&#8217;s a mix of wakefulness, wild dreams, dozing instead of non REM, sensitivity to the early dawn, and so on.\u00a0 One aspect is that I wake up, frequently, singing. Many tunes wash through my cerebral cortex, I would love to say that each one is a celestial aria, worthy of the greats, but in fact they are usually monotonous three note riffs which would not occasion any loss of sleep for a Novello nominee. You may experience something similar.<\/p>\n<p>However, I defy anyone to tell me that they also sprang\u00a0 to wakefulness today at 03:15, singing &#8220;Hey, hey!\u00a0 I&#8217;m a <a href=\"https:\/\/en.m.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Premolar\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">bicuspid<\/a>!&#8221; * Takes that dream about all your teeth falling out to a whole new level.<\/p>\n<p>I was laughing so hard I had to decant to the spare room.<\/p>\n<p>*tune available on request.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I think most of us are experiencing sleep issues during lockdown.\u00a0 For me, it&#8217;s a mix of wakefulness, wild dreams, dozing instead of non REM, sensitivity to the early dawn, and so on.\u00a0 One aspect is that I wake up, frequently, singing. Many tunes wash through my cerebral cortex, I would love to say that [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13,14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4412","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-kirsty","category-music"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/banthewasp.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4412","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/banthewasp.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/banthewasp.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/banthewasp.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/banthewasp.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4412"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/banthewasp.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4412\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/banthewasp.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4412"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/banthewasp.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4412"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/banthewasp.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4412"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}