{"id":631,"date":"2010-12-12T09:22:51","date_gmt":"2010-12-12T09:22:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/banthewasp.com\/?p=631"},"modified":"2010-12-12T09:22:51","modified_gmt":"2010-12-12T09:22:51","slug":"heir-of-the-dog","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/banthewasp.com\/?p=631","title":{"rendered":"Heir of the dog"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Just as a change from moaning about the weather, I&#8217;m going to moan about something else.<\/p>\n<p>It has taken me about 40 years to find a decent shampoo and now it has been discontinued.\u00a0 I know perfectly well that this is done in order that I will hopefully spend a small fortune and all my Boots Advantage points to experiment with the other &#8216;poos in the range.\u00a0 Well, read it and weep, ye makers of<span style=\"color: #800000;\"> <strong>Pantene Pro-V Color Solutions Brunette Expressions<\/strong><\/span> cos I&#8217;m going straight out to buy Tesco BogLily for the Disenfranchised.<\/p>\n<p>Fascists.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Just as a change from moaning about the weather, I&#8217;m going to moan about something else. It has taken me about 40 years to find a decent shampoo and now it has been discontinued.\u00a0 I know perfectly well that this is done in order that I will hopefully spend a small fortune and all my [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-631","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-kirsty"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/banthewasp.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/631","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/banthewasp.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/banthewasp.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/banthewasp.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/banthewasp.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=631"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/banthewasp.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/631\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/banthewasp.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=631"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/banthewasp.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=631"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/banthewasp.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=631"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}