{"id":81,"date":"2009-04-10T19:37:29","date_gmt":"2009-04-10T19:37:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/banthewasp.com\/?p=81"},"modified":"2009-04-10T19:37:29","modified_gmt":"2009-04-10T19:37:29","slug":"impending-birthday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/banthewasp.com\/?p=81","title":{"rendered":"Impending Birthday"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I never want to be <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wikihow.com\/Make-a-Duct-Tape-Mini-Skirt\" target=\"http:\/\/www.wikihow.com\/Make-a-Duct-Tape-Mini-Skirt\" rel=\"noopener\">this cool<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Had a lovely day yesterday in the office, my desk had been decorated for my impending birthday, there were cards, gifts and a few tears.\u00a0 Having organised and taken part in so many presentations over  the years, it&#8217;s weird to be on the receiving end, but it was good.<\/p>\n<p>People asked me if I am bothered about turning this great age, but I&#8217;m not, and  anyway I&#8217;ve just found a plook, which proves I can&#8217;t be that old yet.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I never want to be this cool. Had a lovely day yesterday in the office, my desk had been decorated for my impending birthday, there were cards, gifts and a few tears.\u00a0 Having organised and taken part in so many presentations over the years, it&#8217;s weird to be on the receiving end, but it was [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[42],"class_list":["post-81","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-kirsty","tag-birthday"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/banthewasp.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/81","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/banthewasp.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/banthewasp.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/banthewasp.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/banthewasp.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=81"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/banthewasp.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/81\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/banthewasp.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=81"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/banthewasp.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=81"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/banthewasp.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=81"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}