{"id":1682,"date":"2012-08-26T06:39:19","date_gmt":"2012-08-26T06:39:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/banthewasp.com\/?p=1682"},"modified":"2012-08-26T06:39:19","modified_gmt":"2012-08-26T06:39:19","slug":"imprecis","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/banthewasp.com\/?p=1682","title":{"rendered":"(Im)pr\u00e9cis"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Triple busy of late, it&#8217;s always like that in the run up to a holiday, or maybe it isn&#8217;t, we just perceive the contrast more keenly.<\/p>\n<p>Yesterday we went to Callum&#8217;s second birthday party, and such was the excitement that I didn&#8217;t manage to catch any really good pictures of him.\u00a0\u00a0 There was lots of running around, ripping open of cards and gifts, and a beautiful fire engine cake made by Fiona.\u00a0 It was great to be there, to share in the occasion and to blether with family.<\/p>\n<p>This morning I opened the blinds to a glorious sunrise over The Binn at Burntisland, gone in seconds but for once the camera was in the same room as me and had powered up batteries in it.<\/p>\n<p>We went to see several festival shows this year, as quasi-Edinburghers we like to think that the vibe is unique and it&#8217;s certainly 24\/7 full on.\u00a0 One comedian (that being his job, it&#8217;s not a random insult) whose name eludes me but was on a news review panel for an AI* gig mentioned that last year he stayed over after the festival.\u00a0 &#8220;Eighteen hours later it was as if it never happened&#8230;&#8221;\u00a0\u00a0 Aye, we&#8217;ll have the city back now, thank you.<\/p>\n<p>Birds have been largely absent from the garden as there must be a surplus of proper food available in the fields and hedgerows.\u00a0 Instead we have a plethora of slugs and their quaint habits, somehow I do not envisage developing quite the same rapport with these <em>interesting<\/em> creatures and actually I think it is frankly impolite to use our front drive as a honeymoon suite.\u00a0\u00a0 Still, when you read what they go through to <a title=\"Slug love\" href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Slugs\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">procreate<\/a>, a teensy weensy bit of sympathy is elicited.\u00a0 This is immediately dissipated when I find them chomping down on my surfinias or the birdy food though, and into the brown bin they go**.<\/p>\n<p>In amongst all this I have been the grateful recipient of a digital hearing aid, fitted by Amy the Audiologist.\u00a0 It has been calibrated to amplify only the sounds my left ear fails on, and now I can hear new stuff like<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>the boys behind me at work discussing football<\/li>\n<li>little children on the bus<\/li>\n<li>big children on the bus<\/li>\n<li>phone conversations on the train<\/li>\n<li>train announcements that last for seven minutes<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>seriously though, it&#8217;s a genuine boon and I am proud that the NHS is still able to deliver in this way.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m going back to my new anthology of lunar poems now, edited by the poet laureate Carol Ann Duffy, acquired at the Edinburgh Book Fest.<\/p>\n<p>*Amnesty International<\/p>\n<p>**this being the garden waste bin that&#8217;s not the cruel fate it might seem.<\/p>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Triple busy of late, it&#8217;s always like that in the run up to a holiday, or maybe it isn&#8217;t, we just perceive the contrast more keenly. 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