{"id":316,"date":"2010-05-20T19:36:17","date_gmt":"2010-05-20T19:36:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/banthewasp.com\/?p=316"},"modified":"2010-05-20T19:36:17","modified_gmt":"2010-05-20T19:36:17","slug":"wedding-preparations","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/banthewasp.com\/?p=316","title":{"rendered":"Wedding Preparations"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Crikey, another long day at work. Why does it always crank up so during the middle  months of the year?\u00a0 Anyway, your correspondent was the only one who could do the  plank at Pilates tonight.\u00a0 God knows why, but my back, long the scourge of my existence, seems to have taken on a new life as the star of the exercise class.\u00a0 Not my legs, which give out when faced with that softy ball  thing, or the abs.<\/p>\n<p>We are making  preparations for Kerry&#8217;s wedding, plus virtually holding Fiona&#8217;s hand as she grows  the baby.\u00a0 Can one family cope with this much excitement?\u00a0 Had a flash back to the late 70s, Colin balancing babies on one hand held high, and  them giggling like mad.\u00a0 Elspeth told me not to say that.<\/p>\n<p>Songs that stick in  your head becasue they have effective hooks are not necessarily great songs,  but when I&#8217;m out in the club and I&#8217;m sipping that bubb then you&#8217;re not gonna  reach my telephone.\u00a0 And I cannot text you with a drink in my hand eh.\u00a0 Yes, it has been an incredibly hard day at work.\u00a0 Time to give my wedding shoes a work out.\u00a0 Props to Sarah who is going to assist with the missing  diamante issue.<\/p>\n<p>Playing Mr Blue  Sky\/ELO, the song I danced with Fiona to, when she was 18 months.\u00a0 Rubbish  grammar intentional.\u00a0 And Emma will be home soon!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Crikey, another long day at work. Why does it always crank up so during the middle months of the year?\u00a0 Anyway, your correspondent was the only one who could do the plank at Pilates tonight.\u00a0 God knows why, but my back, long the scourge of my existence, seems to have taken on a new life [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[29,14],"tags":[53,66,68,72,79,95],"class_list":["post-316","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family","category-music","tag-colin","tag-elspeth","tag-emma","tag-fiona","tag-kerry","tag-pilates"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/banthewasp.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/316","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/banthewasp.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/banthewasp.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/banthewasp.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/banthewasp.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=316"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/banthewasp.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/316\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/banthewasp.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=316"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/banthewasp.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=316"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/banthewasp.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=316"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}