Well, it’s a little bit funny, as Sir Elton once opined. Paul has been for a hernia repair op., and right now he’s sound asleep, so don’t phone.
I’m not going to put any details up but you can text me if you are mindful. Hopefully sweet dreams for us both tonight. Last night’s for me were, emm, interesting.
I may just have to watch X factor this evening, much against my principles. But it’s either that or Big Brother. Can’t be as bad as the reruns of TOWIE we had to watch in A&E this morning.

