Massive snowplump here in Fife.

I will not bore you all with the trials and tribulations of the journey to work and home again, except to say – PLEASE will the people who find it necessary to bemoan their lot in the train station, as if they are the only people who are inconvenienced by the weather, just take a look around and think for a minute.

Everyone else has made it there through their own set of woes. We don’t need to hear about yours. Yes, that is why the woman next to you goes “Oh….,” and slams on her headphones.

She is me.